You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave

things I hate:

-  when customers that think they should get free coffee because they're "super"

-  when expensive things don't work

-  when expensive things get lost/break

-  when I feel like a tub-tub after a glass of diet soda

-  when my entire pay check is gone before it's even cleared in my bank account

not a happy camper today.  but hopefully tomorrow, i will be.  ...if my car makes it there.