Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Karaoke IS fun
Saturday, September 27, 2008
Wine/Sushi/Movies... minus movies
Experience is over-looked knowledge
I pulled into work last night and immediately noticed Gene's car wasn't there... a sure sign that something is off and I should begin worrying.
I walk in, "Where's Gene!" I yell.
"He called out," says Alex, cautiously.
"Well... who's covering for him?"
*Alex puases, considers options, takes a few steps back*
"...Bianca..."
"BIANCA!!"
I'm still new to WaWa. She's even newer. And an idiot. And lazy.
So... I was head hancho at the Goose last night. My first night in deli ever... and it was by myself... on a Friday night... with Fiona's twin (the ogre form of Fiona) to back me up. I was backed up almost all night... until 4:30 or 5 this morning. I don't remember anything that went on while I was there. I think it went well though (considering)... the place didn't burn down and all the drunks got their sandiwches and didn't cause any problems... I coded everything correctly... pulled the freezer... had all the coffee up and running... made those stupid breakfast sandwiches... and even grumpily made the GreenLeaf can't-buy-the-perfectly-good-sizzli-that-has-already-been-made-for-our-convenience women their stupid special order sanwiches. My inexperience after having been working there for 4 months surprised me.
I left tired. Not mad or pissed or upset or anything negative. Just tired and a little zombie-esque. I came straight to campus from work so that I could knock out this presentation for speech class... if it weren't for the internet and all the fun and more-interesting things to do on it, my presentation would've been done in about 15 mins... but I'm not hurry to get to the house and I'm trying out Pandora.com so I've been putzing.
I'm digging this Pandora though... I put in O.A.R. because I've been listening to Live on 34th and 8th almost non-stop for quite a while now and it's just the music I was craving this morning. Intelligent, passionate (not fucking emo), smooth singing, gentle but skilled guitar, mellow over-all music but seems more real-to-life than the heartbreak and lust songs of all the twenty-something-boo-hoo-life-is-pain bands that are exploding everywhere. O.A.R., DMB, Oasis, REM, Red Hot Chili peppers, and Phish are a few that keep popping on my 'station.' Bands that are seasoned and experienced... they do something and do it well.
Mellow. I feel mellow. Not happy, not sad, not excited, not down. I'm so tired from this week and the prospect of the coming weeks that it makes me feel very passive. I might just nod off in the computer lab with the music playing.
Friday, September 26, 2008
Is it Saturday yet?
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
releasing some pent-up anger.
This is The Macho Mug full of a lot of beer. Beer tastes better when being consumed from an enormous vessel. Unfortunately, most of the contents of The Mug ended up on my laptop soon after this magnificent picture was taken... Thus making The Macho Mug an evil entity.
In other news...
We got our physics test back today. I was pretty bummed that I got a (highly embaressing) 78 on it... and was still recovering from the shock of seeing that taunting red number encircled like I should be impressed by it, when from my left side I hear, "*GASP*!!!! I did better than Emily! I did better than Emily!" Dumb dumb Zach got a 79. ONE POINT HIGHER and he breaks into song. He wasn't upset with the fact that he fucked up 21 points worth of the test and got a C. No, he was thrilled that he had 'beat' me.
Which irritates me and makes me ask the question, "Why am I your standard?" Set your own limits, fucking cunt. The only reason you're not sporting an overall GPA of a C is because of me. I've fucking held your hand and carried your lazy Jew ass through every single class we've had together, which you have acknowledged in the past, and the one time you do the tiniest bit better than I, you rub it in my fucking face? A 79 is never, ever a grade to be happy about you dick wad and the last thing you should've done with it is (figuratively speaking) dangle it over my head and (literally speaking) make me feel like a total and utter dip-shit because I did worse than a slacker.
I got news for you buddy: I'm not helping you with any classes for the remainder of this semester nor for the entirety of the next one. You're not taking my notebooks to copy notes for classes you missed, you're not asking me how to do your (entire) calculus test, we're not 'comparing' (read: you copying) answers, I'm not staying in lab late to help you cuz you couldn't get your ass there on time, you're not borrowing any of my books because, in typical Jew fasion, you didn't buy your own... I'm not doing a damn thing for you from now until we graduate.
Well done you selfish, lazy, arrogant idiot.
AND I'M TIRED OF HEARING YOU TALK ABOUT GOD DAMN FRISBEE ALL FUCKING DAY >:( I DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
side note: I did say at one point today, "Yeah, but you didn't have to be a dick about it," to Zach in regards to the test... and he let it roll over him and began talking about frisbee. mm hmm...
Monday, September 22, 2008
ee equals em see squared?
Saturday, September 20, 2008
Whoops :(
So... my computer has been running a really loud and really hot lately so I went it an did some home surgery... and look what I found in my fan!!!
Now that that's out of there, she's running silent and cool. My hands look funny when they're in pictures.
Didn't get to go to polo today... but maybe next weekend!
Wes tried to teach me how to ride the bike today. I was doing well (going up the driveway) until I had to stop. I let the bike fall :(
I'm the worst girlfriend ever...
My mum, brother, Wes and I are going to see Mike Birbiglia on October 10th!!!!!!!!!!! My mum and bro are going to drive down here and take the train (which has my mom in fits of excitement) into the city and walk to the venue. I'm excited. Oh yes :D
I want to go see Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist I think. And I wanna see How to Lose Friends and Alienate People!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
A milestone!!!!
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Weird Science!!!
Monday, September 15, 2008
Lysogenic Phase - when bad kills good
Sunday, September 14, 2008
FWD:
This is wesley's phone art while he sits on the potty
This message was sent using the Picture and Video Messaging service from Verizon Wireless!
A night in the life of... Me!
Last night though, we went to campus and hung out with Keegan, Brian and Jake in Brian's room (he's an RA so he's got his own room). It was nice to have a few brews with them and just hang out and discuss graduation and the things I miss because I don't live on campus anymore and blah blah blah. We were there for a few hours until Brian and Cacie left to go to an off-campus party (meh, no thanks). So where do Wes and I go!?!?!?
Well to Dtown WaWa of course!
Shawn was working and I haven't seen him since school started because he works weekends and I do not. So we went to bother him for a bit.
Wes got to meet all the customers he's heard me talk about and even some kids from my speech class (who immediately began question us about the beer that I'd talked about in my first speech). Segway Guy even came in and let us ride the Segway around the parking lot!! We ended up hanging out there for 3 hours and finishing the bottle of rum before heading back to seller-stupid-ville for pre-bedtime smoke with Kyle.
Good times. Good times.
OH! And today I stumbled across the website NaturallyCurly.com!! My curly hair sometimes ruins my life. I'm glad I found a website where others share their frustrations and solutions.
Thursday, September 11, 2008
How Philosophical of Me
Evolution isn't theory. It's fact.
Productivity is about to go from minimal to non-existant.
Well... as soon as I buy it, or course... wahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Today, the world almost ended.
Monday, September 8, 2008
Calculus II is the bane of my existence
Sunday, September 7, 2008
so long shortest weekend ever.
Saturday, September 6, 2008
Sleep deprivation is a dangerous thing.
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
I know nothing


Tuesday, September 2, 2008
'Fashion Crusties Fuck Off'
I was in Philly last night to see my friend, Steve's, band at the Manhatten Room.
If you don't like your music fast, dirty, loud and mind blowing... it's probably not a sound for you (I believe they fall under the 'grindcore' genre). The thing that amazes me about bands like this and like the obscure metal bands is the talent and technique of the musicians. This often gets overlooked by first-time listeners because they're so distracted by the vocals (which consist of screaming, growling and screeching) they forget the hear the music. It's not the fancy, show-boating of metal... but, like I said, it's fast and it's not power chords or noodling. It's just notes being played at warp speed all over the place!
Steve's band, Unrest, actually got approached by Relapse Records last night to do a song for a 7" vinyl compilation!!!! (I would just like to point out that my mother, the one with the record collection, didn't know what I was talking about when I said, "seven inch vinyl.") Relapse has signed Mastodon, Alabama Thunderpussy, Necrophagist (AWESOME technical band and really nice guys), Origin, Pig Destroyer, and The Dillinger Escape Plan (I'm not too familiar with their sound, but was a bit surprised to see them on the roster!).
It was good times. Yuengling was only $2 a bottle and I have found metal heads to be some of the nicest people around. Seriously! They can be a bit intimidating with their tattoos and piercings and funky facial hair, but they usually tend to be pretty fantastic people.
Sorry for all the hyperlinks... It's my favorite tool to abuse :)
I have to be to work an hour early tomorrow so that all the highschoolers can go home and get a glorious full-night of sleep before their big first day back. I like my job, but it's becoming too much work.










