The Kindest Truths are Often Spoken but Never Heard

That quote is dedicated to my Food Processing and Preservation professor (the new foodie in the department).

She is like a mother on crack that just doesn't understand people.

Whenever we go somewhere she brings her little P&S (point and shoot) camera and says those stereotypical phrases,
"Everyone smile!"
"Line up! Tallest people in the back!"
"Look like you're having a good time!"
"Stop hiding! This is going to be on the website!!"

It's embarrassing. We're wishing we were two inches tall and invisible and she's standing there, smiling like a fucking clown and telling us to stand up straight and how awesome we look in our bump caps, too-large lab coats, and unflattering safety goggles (? really?).

Why is she on crack? Well, she's a marathon runner so she has the body of a 12-year old boy. And she never really seems to have a grasp of what's going on. For instance, one student blantly told her she missed class because she felt like sleeping in... and about 10 seconds later this professor is saying she understand that the students alarm didn't go off. No, lady, she purposely missed your class! It wasn't an accident!! wahahahahahahahahahaha!

She's just crazy, yo.

Only 3 more weeks of her... then I'M DONE!