Some chick attempted to buy cigs tonight. I asked for her I.D., she handed it over, I took one look at the picture and said,
"This doesn't look like you."
"Oh," she says, "I broke my nose."
Uh huh...
I ask, "When's your birthday?"
"Oh! Uh... I guess I won't get the cigarettes."
June 24th, 1990. C'mon now. If you going to use someone else's I.D., as least memorize the important information: DOB, eye color, height, address, etc. I found out after the matter that I could've held the license and called the cops. Now that I know... I just might. I really enjoy ruining dis-honest peoples days.
Apparently some dudes were doing meth in the bathroom right before I had gotten there for my shift. That just blows my mind. We aren't supposed to let the public use that restroom in the first place, which I'm sure they're aware of because you have to walk through the back of the store to get there. Secondly, two people walking into a bathroom simultaneously and then being in there an extended period of time only brings two scenarios to mind: sex or drugs. I'm not sure whether they were m/m, m/f, or f/f but I know people have been caught in there with drugs before. I've yet to hear of someone getting caught in there having sex.
Oh! Working with Shawn Sunday night and Gene last night/this morning, I've begun to plan my next tattoo. Shawn is a piercing apprentice at Fyre... and has some wicked ink. He's got speak no evil, see no evil, hear no evil, touch no evil, and one other one (that I can't remember) monkey's on his chest, a spider, web, and butterfly on his right forearm, and, on his back, some kind of corpse thing coming out of a coffin with wings on it that go up onto his shoulders. SA-WEET! I'm not sure what Gene has but he's got one or two and has told me his plans for the next. Shawn definately has more ink in his tat's (his back on is huge!), but I think in regards to actual tattoo's, I'm the leader of the store (5!).
Anywho, so my idea (and I would need my artist to figure out how to make it work) is a Japanese style tree (pictured left) and have it on the left side of my back, possibley stretching across and up, and somehow have my koi and the water/lotus flower worked into it. The perspective would be a little wierd and that would be the difficult part. The picture is from SuicideGirls.com in their album, the girl 'named' Maia (the girls are listed alphabetically by stage name).This style and color are just amazing and I would love to sport something like that and it would tie in with my koi quite well I imagine!
yayayayayayayayayayayayayay tattooooooooo's!
I should try and go to bed now... nights!

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Kyle and I were doing Meth in the bathroom. Sorry.
Figures.
if the f/f combination goes into the bathroom simultaneously for an extended period of time, can we break down the door in hopes to catch them in the midst of a naked wrestling match?
It wouldn't surprise me if that's what did happen in there, actually. Anything can happen around the 2am mark.
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