Boredom to the Max

I have an affinity for lists... lists of all sorts and makes and subjects.

This is my new favorite:

10 GIFTS WE DON'T WANT
1) Life Gem - they take your dead pet, make ashes of it, then put it into a gem of sorts. Icky pants!!

2) Fundies: The Underwear Built for Two - for obvious reasons.

3) Coffin Couch - I won't be caught within 50 feet of a hearse for fear that there's a dead body in it. I don't know if this is supposed to be some kind of modern, crazy, designer thing... but it's creepy.

4) Chanel Sandal with Lightbulb Heel - As a shoe, it's atrocious overall.

5) Fish Bowl Bookends - Bookends serve one purpose: to prevent books from falling over. They shouldn't require to be fed and cleaned.

6) Gold Pills - Might make your blood rich (pun intended!!!) but uh... gold can be like whoa toxic when it's inside your body (although it might make your poo pretty).

7) Bootbag - Literally looks like a rubber boot that someone cut handles into. Is this really supposed to be trendy in the slightest?

8) Poo Pourri - Just spray this in the toilet before you release your (gold studded) poo and the person entering the bathroom immediately afterward won't detect the slightest odor to offend their olfactory... in theory.

9) Bestow Wall-Mounted Hand Vase - A ghastly white arm that comes out of the wall and holds flowers. Quaint. And creepy. Obviously belongs on either side of the coffin couch.

10) Ticket to Heaven - What a load of crockery and a quick way to scam someone out of $12.79.

I saw the trailer for Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince today. It gave me chills. Now, all I have to do is wait til JULY to see it... *sigh*

I wanna make sangria to take home for tomorrow... dunno if my mum would appreciate that though... hrm... Here's a list of tasty looking cocktails for this holiday season!!!! Happy Thanksgiving to almost everyone!