Yes, I want 'mine' too.

My what, you ask? My 15 minutes of fame. Oh, but wait, I thought everyone was owed 15 minutes in the limelight. I'm not sure what for yet... let's break down my options:

1. Dating show
Hello!!! Who doesn't want to be glamed up and taken out for 10 dates a night with highly attractive members of the opposite sex? Not only are you surrounded by a hoard of hotties, but you get to play ulitmate bitch and pick and choose and manipulate. Ultimate power and tons of booty.
The downside (I know it's hard to believe but there is one) is that the entire nation gets to see every one of your booty calls and, after you've narrowed the selection pool down to one desirable dude, you're a newspaper headline a month after the season finale reading "Dream Couple Calls it Quits!" And... you look like a fool.
Oh, and I have that handsome arm candy, Wesley. So, no dating shows for moi.

2. Living in a house with a bunch of emotionally unstable weirdos
First and foremost, I doubt that I'd ever get chosen to be on a show of that nature because I'm not fucked up enough. Although, I'm sure I could fake it (I think that's all those people are doing anyway). It would be interesting to see how I'd deal with the other personalities. I'm a rather tolerant person... but everyone has their limits.
Again, the drawback to this that you look like a fool on TV. I'm sure editing guru's are highly selective on the content they include for episodes (only the most disturbing and provacative footage will do).

3. YouTube
Gauranteed, if you put a piece of shit video of you doing something retarded online, you will become known. Ugh. Everyone is cashing in on their "owed" fame all at once!

4. MySpace
Hello, Tila Tequila did it! She was the first profile to have 1,000,000 "friends." That is why she's famous. She hides behind aspirations of wanting to become a singer... ok hunny. You're an exotic looking, pint-sized hottie. You don't need to fake a singing career. Oh wait, I forgot to mention, bi-sexual, exotic looking, pint-sized hottie. I, unfortunately, am none of those things. So, there goes my MySpace bit.

5. Being Rich
Example: Paris Hilton. Not good for anything, but insanely famous because her grandfather/father had good business sense and built a hotel empire, thus, making her an heiress. Stick figure, liquored up, and role model to young girls. Spectacular!
Again, I lack something: a stinkin' rich father. Oh well. Next option...

6. Oy... I'm getting bored of this list... I think I'm gonna put it off for now... it'll give the boy something to read for now :)